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Lucky O’Sockington
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Lucky O’Sockington

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Worn for every poker game, every job interview, and every first date for 5 straight years. Lucky O'Sockington's owner swears their luck vanished the day this sock did. Current whereabouts: somewhere between the washer and an alternate timeline.

Looking for
A new partner
Color or pattern
Neon Green
How they split up
Laundry Mat Left Behind
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 16, 2026

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