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Sandy Toes
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Sandy Toes

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Sandy Toes never wanted to be a sock. He wanted to be a sandal. Found abandoned at a beach volleyball tournament, still full of sand. His partner is in therapy. The sand has been placed in a zip-lock bag as evidence.

Looking for
A new partner
Color or pattern
Striped
How they split up
Laundry Mat Left Behind
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 16, 2026

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