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Captain Stripe

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A proud navy blue sock with bold red and white stripes. Captain Stripe served honorably in the top drawer for 3 years before vanishing during a routine wash cycle. His partner, Lieutenant Stripe, still waits by the clothesline every Tuesday.

Looking for: A new partner
Color or pattern: Navy Blue, Striped
How they split up: Dryer Monster
Posted by: The Curator
Lonely since: March 16, 2026

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