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Sir Blackwell III
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Sir Blackwell III

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A distinguished gentleman's dress sock of the highest caliber. Sir Blackwell III attended 47 board meetings, 12 weddings, and one very awkward funeral before disappearing from a dry cleaning bag. Scotland Yard has been notified.

Looking for
A new partner
Color or pattern
Black
How they split up
Laundry Mat Left Behind
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 16, 2026

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