Open to a new partner
Captain Stripe
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A proud navy blue sock with bold red and white stripes. Captain Stripe served honorably in the top drawer for 3 years before vanishing during a routine wash cycle. His partner, Lieutenant Stripe, still waits by the clothesline every Tuesday.
- Looking for
- A new partner
- Color or pattern
- Navy Blue, Striped
- How they split up
- Dryer Monster
- Posted by
- The Curator
- Lonely since
- March 16, 2026
