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Alfonso the Argyle
Seeking lost twin

Alfonso the Argyle

Looking for
My lost twin
How they split up
Dryer Monster
Last seen with partner
So lonely
Location
Mandan, ND
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 7, 2026

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