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Sergeant Snowflake
Twin or new partner

Sergeant Snowflake

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A thick, warm wool sock built for the harshest winters. Sergeant Snowflake went AWOL from the ski lodge lost and found after a blizzard in Aspen. Experts believe he's still out there, keeping someone's foot warm. The other sock filed for emotional support.

Looking for
Twin or new partner
Color or pattern
Grey, White
How they split up
Hotel Room Hiding
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 16, 2026

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