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The Negotiator
Seeking lost twin

The Negotiator

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This navy argyle sock closed more deals than any piece of clothing should ever have to. The Negotiator's partner was last seen at a conference in Tucson, but The Negotiator never made it past the hotel laundry service. Corporate has launched an internal review.

Looking for
My lost twin
Color or pattern
Argyle, Navy Blue
How they split up
Hotel Room Hiding
Posted by
The Curator
Lonely since
March 16, 2026

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